Matty Hammers can write

I haven't really decided what I want to do here. I've toyed with the thought of brutally honest and occasionally drunken restaurant reviews. Then there's also the laundry list of minor things that drive me absolutely nuts. Some people have been forced to read the 'creative' stuff I've written and then suggested that I try to go further with it. Maybe I'll just never post anything again.

We'll see.